Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend

[Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend]

STANGER THINGS

I've an opinion: Stanger Things joke is acceptable.

[Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend]

As always, thanks to Sean and Hayes for making the show be about me and specifics from my life. Tight piriformis? Foam roller? Seriously guys, where did you hide the camera in my house hahahaha.

 

I can't believe they didnt mention your new AIREX workout pad!

 

For realzies, Spunky Foonerism is making all these moves to try and improve his life and you just skip over big details like that? Seems like an oversight, considering he heard about it from one of the Dumbbells guys when they were guests on another podcast.

[This fall, put the VEST in Harvest with a sexy new crop top!]

Sick black metal album from Naglfar. Not their best, but not their worst either.

[A noose, or perhaps an alpine butterfly loop you say? I think knot.]

A mobius strip tied in a gordian knot.

[I'd have more sympathy for these frostbite victims if they hadn't shown up at the hospital in blackface]

The old saying "The cat calling the kettle fluffy" comes to mind for some reason.

[Episode 160 - Beth Newell and Sarah Pappalardo, Our Close Friends]

"I hate Tuesdays." -Bizarro Garfield

[Did you know they never said "Beam me up, Scotty" on any episode of Star Trek. But they did used to say "BEAN me up, Scotty" and he'd serve them chili]

Space farts are known intergalactically as a whiff best served cold. As cold as the vacuum of space through which we drift in absolute solitude with nothing but our space suits to infinitely recirculate the odor until our finite supply of oxygen depletes at last. It's a shame that insanity often precedes this.

[Careful Lana, the last name Lang is on the Fritz. Today on "A Tale of Two Metropolises"]

*Metropoli

[I quietly quit the Quincy quilting quorum in a quandary concerning quarterly quality control queries quantized in a queerly quizzical questionnaire.]

Nice illiteration.

[Ghost in the Shell, Schmost in the Smell! The internet is a conspiracy, therefore soulmates are garbagetrash lies!!]

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[I must have had one of these trendy "strokes" because I keep arbitrarily transposing the words 'talented', 'professional', 'hacky', and 'amateurish'.]

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[While imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, getting my username read on a podcast doesn't give me the exposure I feel I have earned.]

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[Episode 160 - Beth Newell and Sarah Pappalardo, Our Close Friends]

I'm not american so I didn't get it

Are ceramics not omni-national?

[Fool me once, shame on me. Fail to acknowledge that you've failed to fool me more than 1000 times, shame on you.]

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[I'm sorry Pau,l I was right there with your whole lantern plan until you suggested Three if by Anal.]

That's intolerant. Some people can't come by sea, and not all of us are cowboy poet laureats.

[Episode 160 - Beth Newell and Sarah Pappalardo, Our Close Friends]

I could swear I've seen this dude before. Where was it?

 

Oh yeah!

 

 

Welcome aboard Dalton, love your work.

 

Personally, I think Dalton looks more like the space racoon from Limitless.

 

Edit: Sorry, I meant to say "trash panda". I swear I have nothing against crepuscular wildlife, I just havent broken the habit of ignorant vocabulary I have heard for years in order to adapt to a more acccepting, inclusive America. My use of the term "racoon" did not come from a place of hate.

[Episode 160 - Beth Newell and Sarah Pappalardo, Our Close Friends]

I hope there are some tie-ins or references or something on The Best Show tonight, because this left me with a lot of questions.

 

Mainly about microphones.

[Brad Pitt's first mistake was not being Erwin Schrödinger. I blame Morgan Freeman for not helping him. Why does Jim Carrey get special treatment?]

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[Episode 104 - Paul F. Tompkins, Scott Aukerman: Generations]

I'm gonna screencap everything in this thread for it's obvious signifigance in regards to the history of comedy on earth.

[Diamond's are a girl's best friend, but existential horror is forever. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.]

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[Episode 265 - Mirror Face with The Magic Tavern]

I guess it's a good thing it was just a crush and not like the most important loadbearing support that was holding your life together. Things worked out pretty well for you I'd say, but stiill sorry to hear about what happened in the bathroom.

[Favorite Handbook ads]

What does that feel like? I havent't laughed sincerely in a very very very long time.

 

Edit (oh and my favorite is the one with the "Santa-Small" and he shrinks super power)

[Episode 265 - Mirror Face with The Magic Tavern]

Thats a pretty funny depressing story. What did you do then?

[Episode 456 - The Historic Rap]

We equate everything in life to cartoons now. And, as The Simpsons said, you don't win friends with salad.

Well I've tried to win friends with spaghetti and that didnt work out so well either. And with pizza, there are no winners. That's not my scene, man. How do you win friends anyway? I'm not doing so great in that department. Even sarcastic joke advice might contain a kernal of helpful truth.

[Preview]

I hope this isn't as laugh-out-loud wacky as the other "serious" Earwolf podcasts. There's nothing funny about murder most foul.