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The Shrekronomicon

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    If this trend of Paul F. Tompkins characters that have also appeared in "Spontaneanation" advertisements appearing on Comedy Pizza Party continues, I hope we see an appearance from The Contraptionist, or even Cher. ("I'm Cher.")

     

    People be like Ninja Turtles lately with this fixation on pizza. They also be like Garfields with this fixation on spaghetti. Have a salad once in a while. A little rabbit food never hurt anyone.

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    Just a heads up, the full movie is available on Youtube. Just finished watching it; its a less fun, more artsy, annoying version of 'American Psycho'. Someone wrote on IMDB that Cage's performance was the inspiration for Bale in American Psycho (for whatever that is worth), I can see that.

     

    Thanks for warning me, that was a close one.

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    I tried to Ask Jeeves, my real life butler, but since I dont let him use computers or phones, he wasnt much help. Maybe someone here can help me out. My "question of the day is" this:

     

    "How different PRECISELY is internet karma from spiritual karma?"

     

    I also have a follow up.

     

    "Given what we now know, should public usage of the 'Impact' typeface become a felony offense since it appears to have real world consequences?"

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    Isn't pumpkins is hollow on the inside part? Cinderella rode in one. What if this was just a pumpkin with no horse and there was a Halloween Cotillion for puppies and kitties and they needed ice cream for the party? I'm just saying, what if this pupmkin meant no harm, maybe a little on the spectrum (ROYGBIV... yep, on the spectrum), and then got scared because people were scared of pumpkin? Did the puppies and kitties get hurt or did they all just pop out like when you jump on the pod thingy at the end of a Sonic Hedgehog level?

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    Hey, Douglas Adams, news flash! Recasting your robot as a T-1000 endoskeleton and calling him "Starvin' Marvin" doesn't help diversity in the film industry any more than your decision to rewrite the character with trichotillomania instead of depression helps increase awareness of corruption in the pharmaceutical industry. Get with the times, or go back to the future!

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