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    The genesis of nintendo was a game, boy!
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    Today I went face to face with greatness, it was awkward because greatness was a close talker.
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    I've been making ends meet, the bacon, and money hand over fist. It is a mess in here.
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    When you drop a bar of soap, did you dirty the soap or clean the floor?
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    The barber shop called, they want their hair cut back, and the $12. You just walked out without paying, you jerk.
  6. dhxlive
    Put wheels on everything around you, then tell everyone to roll with it.
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    Since tomato is a fruit, ketchup is a jam.
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    Finally, the credits!
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    If you can't denim, pants 'em
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    PSA from the Wallflowers: Do not drive it home with one headlight unless you want a 6th Avenue Heartache.
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    Breaking bread, break the mold, but keep that mold away from my bread.
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    Seeing is believing, and believe it or not, I can't see a thing. I was born blind, if you can believe it.
  13. dhxlive
    A machine that can punch my face into coinage? I have to say I'm impressed.
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    Something in the way she moves... could be mild scoliosis
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    Bee in her bonnet, wasp up her ass.
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    Apple of my eye, pear of my cheek.
  17. dhxlive
    Another day, another dollar. but with inflation rising, each dollar is now 1.4756 days.
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    You say An oldie, but a goodie, but I say, check the expiration date.
  19. dhxlive
    Always look on the bright side, easy for you to say, you don't have cataracts.
  20. dhxlive
    All bets are off, the casino is having a power outage.
  21. dhxlive
    If you spell spelling backwards you may have dyslexia
  22. dhxlive
    Fear the beard, Wave after the shave, the fear is now clear.
  23. dhxlive
    ABC used to be as easy as 1-2-3, unless you're up against John Cena. He always kicks out at 2.
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    Don't worry. There's plenty of fish in the can.
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    Today is 'gonna be the day that they're going to throw it back to you. Oh wait that was yesterday. Wonder if anyone caught it.
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