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See a bird and pet its wings, those purdy, birdy, flying things!

Hungry are the hippos, for they shall inherit the marbles

We sew the seeds for tomorrow, and replant them, they're annuals, its kind of a pain in the azaleas

frosted tips, frozen nips, warming up with chips and dips!

Pack your lunch before it packs you, you cant backtrack a backup backpack

Headphones on, pants off... did you make the Stroganoff? Submitted by Inspiring Teachers.

Address the fact, mail the fiction. Mumble the truth, lie with diction. -Stockton mocktown

The mall sells some balls, but the sports store sells lots more. -Stockton mocktown

Make my Columbus day. -Stockton mocktown

Open mic and tip your waiter, wag the dog and train your gator.

Chalk it up, talk it up. Stock up on talking Chalk. -guitarmendiego

Left click, right click, double click, Jimminy Glick. by HaugDog

Flip your lid and blow your cover. I just busted through that rubber. by Haugdog

Fuel your mule, bury that burro. That donkey's drinking gasoline. by HogDog

Come on in, sit right down. Pay the bill, get the hell out. By HogDog

Wavy gravy? That biscuits in the navy! By HogDog

Cancel Netflix, and prepare to be wowed by crackle. by Not Haugerman

Orphan socks are ghosts of the children of the Industrial Revolution

I retire attire when I'm tired of torn tie tirades

To really get a pig to fly, throw its skin in a tight spiral. Oh, what a Delicious football pun. What do you mean you're leaving me? -HoggieDoggie

Flowing like a flower, singing in the shower, has it been an hour? My water bill is going to be outrageus. -HoggyDoggy

Burn baby burn, the disco witch is dead. So much for all that I Will Survive nonsense. -HoggieDoggie

More than meats the eye, but less than what vegetables the ear. -HoggieDoggie

A horse is a horse, of coarse. That, however, is Sarah Jessica Parker. -by HoggyDoggy

Chicken Strips? Sounds pollo picante to me! by DynamicDan