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"I Guess This is Doing Plugs" by Danny Hauger

By dhxlive, September 17, 2017 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

Itemizing deductions? Now that's taxing.

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If there's a finer city thanStockton, California, I don't want to hear about it.

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Batters averaged .308 against the throws of April with runners in scoring position.

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The trouble with board games is they don't always say sorry

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Terms and conditions? No, pick one, and while your at, increase the font size.

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Romanced a dancer near a lancer, raised from her trance, I'm now a necromancer

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Time to do your plugs

By dhxlive, February 28, 2017 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

Find a penny, pick it up, wash your wands. When you pick up a penny, you pick up every penny that penny has ever been with.

By dhxlive, February 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Remember this, all you neigh-sayers, no one can understand any of your horse shit.

By dhxlive, February 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Call you up in the middle of the night, like a firefly without a... you interrupted and said, "Dude, its 2 am, I'll call you tomorrow" and hung up.

By dhxlive, February 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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I said maybe, you're going to be the horse that neighs me, Because after all, you're a horse in a stall.

By dhxlive, February 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Better Butter Up Your Mother When it Matters with Batter

By dhxlive, March 10, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

John Cena lifts 500 pounds, and I sigh when I lift a milk jug, I could go work out, but I think I'll just watch Clerks. Maybe have some cookies.

By dhxlive, March 10, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Corner the market. Potato the economy.

By dhxlive, March 10, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Today is 'gonna be the day that they're going to throw it back to you. Oh wait that was yesterday. Wonder if anyone caught it.

By dhxlive, March 10, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Don't worry. There's plenty of fish in the can.

By dhxlive, March 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

ABC used to be as easy as 1-2-3, unless you're up against John Cena. He always kicks out at 2.

By dhxlive, March 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fear the beard, Wave after the shave, the fear is now clear.

By dhxlive, March 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If you spell spelling backwards you may have dyslexia

By dhxlive, March 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

All bets are off, the casino is having a power outage.

By dhxlive, March 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Always look on the bright side, easy for you to say, you don't have cataracts.

By dhxlive, March 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You say An oldie, but a goodie, but I say, check the expiration date.

By dhxlive, March 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Another day, another dollar. but with inflation rising, each dollar is now 1.4756 days.

By dhxlive, March 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Apple of my eye, pear of my cheek.

By dhxlive, March 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions