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Parrot Top

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  1. Parrot Top
    Kiss me quick, but screw me slow. I've got chapped lips and nowhere to go.
  2. Parrot Top
    Open sesame, closed sesayou, but if we don't work this out these calzones will go stale
  3. Parrot Top
    FADE TO BLACK
  4. Parrot Top
    Baby's first gun, Daddy's first bullet-wound, and Momma's first night out on the town
  5. Parrot Top
    On the one hand, I have five fingers, but on the other hand is a tattoo of Garry Shandling
  6. Parrot Top
    Where to put my lips, when the summer time hits? Perhaps the tip of this dog's bulbus glandis?
  7. Parrot Top
    Fart jokes
  8. Parrot Top
    I'm rapping Scott and I'm here to say, I'm dyslexic and a registered sex offender
  9. Parrot Top
    Kiss yesterday goodbye, cuddle up to today, and slip out in the night for a fumble with tomorrow
  10. Parrot Top
    Dirty boy
  11. Parrot Top
    Amurica
  12. Parrot Top
    Scab!
  13. Parrot Top
    She was a butterface, m'lord. Her body was free of the pox, but her face cradled the pain of a lifetime of regret.
  14. Parrot Top
    In the bottom of my belly is a bowl of sloppy jelly, because I couldn't find a spoon with which to eat
  15. Parrot Top
    I love a bit of T and A, but then I am a teaching assistant, and also a pervert!
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