Parrot Top
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Kiss me quick, but screw me slow. I've got chapped lips and nowhere to go.
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Kiss me quick, but screw me slow. I've got chapped lips and nowhere to go. -
Open sesame, closed sesayou, but if we don't work this out these calzones will go stale
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Open sesame, closed sesayou, but if we don't work this out these calzones will go stale -
Baby's first gun, Daddy's first bullet-wound, and Momma's first night out on the town
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Baby's first gun, Daddy's first bullet-wound, and Momma's first night out on the town -
On the one hand, I have five fingers, but on the other hand is a tattoo of Garry Shandling
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On the one hand, I have five fingers, but on the other hand is a tattoo of Garry Shandling -
Where to put my lips, when the summer time hits? Perhaps the tip of this dog's bulbus glandis?
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Tears are the words that the heart can't say, and farts are the stomach's one-liners
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Fart jokes -
I'm rapping Scott and I'm here to say, I'm dyslexic and a registered sex offender
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I'm rapping Scott and I'm here to say, I'm dyslexic and a registered sex offender -
Kiss yesterday goodbye, cuddle up to today, and slip out in the night for a fumble with tomorrow
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Dirty boy
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I like my eggs scrambled, my soup Campbell's, and my banner star-spangled
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Amurica -
She was a butterface, m'lord. Her body was free of the pox, but her face cradled the pain of a lifetime of regret.
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In the bottom of my belly is a bowl of sloppy jelly, because I couldn't find a spoon with which to eat
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I love a bit of T and A, but then I am a teaching assistant... and also a pervert!
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I love a bit of T and A, but then I am a teaching assistant, and also a pervert! -
I'll never forget those wonderful words my father said to me: "Here's your mail!"
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Thanks, Dad -
Oh, Lazy Pete!
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Come now, my good man. We've been fucking for hours and I've places to be.
Parrot Top posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Jolly good show -
"Good morrow, good marrow", says the jaunty orthopaedist
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I bet all orthopaedists are jaunty -
Rude
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I coulda been a contender, but apparently Caligula cast with pigs doesn't sell tickets
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Capigula -
I'm on a quest for caresses from gents wearing dresses, and kisses from misses in pants
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I'm on a quest for caresses from gents wearing dresses, and kisses from misses in pants -
I have a sexual disease, but I won’t transmit it. This one's just for me.
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I have a sexual disease, but I won’t transmit it. This one's just for me. -
If I had a dollar for every man I murdered, I'd have enough money for the lawyer I so desperately need
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The horny gambler played his hand, right up the Queen's diamond, but he was banned for bottom dealing
