rhysmakeswords

His face is so expressive!

Red sky by night. That's bad probably. Red sky by morning. Normal I guess.

Red sky by night, farmers warning?

They make foul ball calls.

I'm that bad type, looking like a crab type, gonna be a bisque type

It's elementary my dear elementary school children

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Asking for a friend

Nicolas, like the Faraday Cage he was named after, is simply electric

I don't watch movies with "sub" titles like "The Yellow Submarine" or "Submarine"

A tush in the hand is worth two in the bush

The two twenty two train tore through my butthole

We're going on a bear hunt we're gonna get brutally mauled

The early bird gets the perm here at Perms For Worms

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot spider climbed up the water spout and boy are its arms tired

Absinthe makes my part grow longer

Yes officer, Rhys was with me from 5pm to 8pm on the night of the 23rd

Herbivores Hurt by Hidden Herpes, a Cold Sore Coleslaw Cold War

Alligator Tears for Alligator Fears, Real Tears for Herpetophobia

Now streaming in 4k

A pocketful of posies, a tissue a tissue a tissue a tissue a tissue

Home is where the heart of my first victim is hidden

Hello my name is Rhys

Reese's pieces for all my nieces, and a curfew or two for my nephew. Get to bed kid!

"On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen!" was the reply when Santa asked where he should cum

Yum yum!