Ever think about how Avril Lavigne's name is "Avril"?

[Ever think about how Avril Lavigne's name is "Avril"?]

observational comedy

[I like my coffee like I like my tea, with milk and two sugars]

recipes

[and in the end, the love we take, is equal to the love I have for cake. You can't keep me away from the stuff!]

by popular artists the beatles

[Try a french chore coat, striped shirt, and denim jeans for a casual spring look]

just some fashion tips

[Blood is thicker than water, but mud is thicker than both. Take off your shirt and lets wrestle!]

Bonds formed by mud wrestling will last a lifetime

[it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man, who likes big butts, cannot lie]

Austen got back

[Peter Piper Paperclipped A Piece of Paper, and Promptly the Police Perused his confession to Public Penis Pumping]

This is a little something for daddy

[if you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you but it gets bored pretty quick and starts scrolling through twitter instead]

as @Nietzche69 once said

[Whats up hot dog? I think we've had this one before]

Sorry if this is a repeat

[I'm tiktok famous you ignoramus!]

do you know who i am?

[Retweet my feet]

i want to be twitter famous

[What's a man gotta do to get a mans poo]

I'm really struggling

[So the idea is: Seinfeld crossed with John Mulaney. I call it "Mulaney"]

This one wont make it on even if Scott sees it

[You can pop my cherry, if by "cherry" you mean "red balloon" and by "pop" you mean "pop"]

I don't want the balloon anymore so please be my guest

[The butler did it! Delivered this delicious tray of clams, that is.]

A whodunit for the ages.

[He said he'd punch my lights out, I could tell he was serious. His fists glittered with shards of broken bulbs.]

Idk maybe scott wants to get poetic once in a while

[Mama, just killed a man, just fucked a man, just married a man.]

Like the game, geddit?

[Look on this junk in my trunk, ye mighty, and despair!]

My name is Ozymandias, King of Booties

[They say don't shit where you eat but did you know there are lots of other places you shouldn't shit?]

Cos i wish someone had told me

[Because she loves you, and you know that that is bad, because she's a bear and you are dinner to be had]

- The Beartles

[Turn on, Tune in and Stop Gout]

is this an alt radio show or what

[Twinkle Twinkle little star, I keep urine in a jar]

Up above the world so high, in my pants I keep mud pie

[Eat me, baby]

this one did a number with my pals let me tell ya

[You may find yourself in a blue house, and you may find yourself in a blue house, and you may ask yourself am I in a blue house?]

You don't have a lot of options here to be honest

[You may have invented the lightbulb Mr Edison, but I ingested it]

Just out here eating lightbulbs