rhysmakeswords
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Ever think about how Avril Lavigne's name is "Avril"?
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I like my coffee like I like my tea, with milk and two sugars
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and in the end, the love we take, is equal to the love I have for cake. You can't keep me away from the stuff!
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Try a french chore coat, striped shirt, and denim jeans for a casual spring look
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Blood is thicker than water, but mud is thicker than both. Take off your shirt and lets wrestle!
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it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man, who likes big butts, cannot lie
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Peter Piper Paperclipped A Piece of Paper, and Promptly the Police Perused his confession to Public Penis Pumping
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if you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you but it gets bored pretty quick and starts scrolling through twitter instead
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Whats up hot dog? I think we've had this one before
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So the idea is: Seinfeld crossed with John Mulaney. I call it "Mulaney"
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You can pop my cherry, if by "cherry" you mean "red balloon" and by "pop" you mean "pop"
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The butler did it! Delivered this delicious tray of clams, that is.
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He said he'd punch my lights out, I could tell he was serious. His fists glittered with shards of broken bulbs.
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Mama, just killed a man, just fucked a man, just married a man.
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Look on this junk in my trunk, ye mighty, and despair!
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They say don't shit where you eat but did you know there are lots of other places you shouldn't shit?
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Because she loves you, and you know that that is bad, because she's a bear and you are dinner to be had
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Twinkle Twinkle little star, I keep urine in a jar
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You may find yourself in a blue house, and you may find yourself in a blue house, and you may ask yourself am I in a blue house?
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You may have invented the lightbulb Mr Edison, but I ingested it
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