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  1. There was a dumb asshole called Freeman Who tugged on his wang like a demon. In a diner he worked And all day he jerked So the food always tasted like semen.
  2. There was an old codger named Plemons Whose testes were yellow like lemons When either was squeezed The poor fucker sneezed Causing delerium tremens.
  3. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
  4. All day long I's pickin' da cotton...
  5. Opportunity knocks, because it never knows when you're jerking off.
  6. Yabadabadook

    Weiner? I hardly lactated!

    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.
  7. Yabadabadook, Chapter 7, verse 12.
  8. When god closes a door, he opens a window. Also when he takes a shit.
  9. There was an old man known as Janus Who let rip a fart very heinous. The stench it was cruel; Strong odour of stool! Regardless, the fart entertained us.