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  1. Yabadabadook
    There was a dumb asshole called Freeman Who tugged on his wang like a demon. In a diner he worked And all day he jerked So the food always tasted like semen.
  2. Yabadabadook
    There was an old codger named Plemons Whose testes were yellow like lemons When either was squeezed The poor fucker sneezed Causing delerium tremens.
  3. Yabadabadook
    Do you favour me this? Yay or neigh?
  4. Yabadabadook
    Seriously. Ducks!
  5. Yabadabadook
    Worms are fun!
  6. Yabadabadook
    Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
  7. Yabadabadook
    Momma!
  8. Yabadabadook
    All day long I's pickin' da cotton...
  9. Yabadabadook
    Opportunity knocks, because it never knows when you're jerking off.
  10. Yabadabadook

    Weiner? I hardly lactated!

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    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.
  11. Yabadabadook
    Yabadabadook, Chapter 7, verse 12.
  12. Yabadabadook
    Yabadabadook, chapter 7, verse 4.
  13. Yabadabadook
    When god closes a door, he opens a window. Also when he takes a shit.
  14. Yabadabadook
    There was an old man known as Janus Who let rip a fart very heinous. The stench it was cruel; Strong odour of stool! Regardless, the fart entertained us.
  15. Yabadabadook
    Thus spake Yabadabadook.
  16. Yabadabadook
    You people are animals. Literally.
  17. Yabadabadook
    And that is all!
  18. Yabadabadook
    There was an old man called Ignatius Born way back in the cretaceous His schlong was quite withered And his scrotum most fissured So his claims to be young had no basis.
  19. Yabadabadook
    There was an old man called Ignatius Whose pubes were both lush and herbaceous He trimmed them at night By the moon's pearly light But some would not budge - too tenacious!
  20. Yabadabadook
    There was an old man called Ignatius A litigant somewhat vexatious for a hideous rash he sued for some cash But his argument was found mendacious.
  21. Yabadabadook
    There was an old man called Ignatius With warts that were very contagious His balls and his schlong Both looked very wrong Exuding a fluid sebaceous.
  22. Yabadabadook
    Fuck this shit, but only if it consents! #mepoo Das vedanya, baby!
  23. Yabadabadook
    Giving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
  24. Yabadabadook
    Bump
  25. Yabadabadook
    Ain't it the truth?
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