Yabadabadook
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There was an old codger named Plemons
Whose testes were yellow like lemons
When either was squeezed
The poor fucker sneezed
Causing delerium tremens.
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Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
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All day long I's pickin' da cotton...
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Opportunity knocks, because it never knows when you're jerking off.
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Merci beaucoup, mon ami.
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Yabadabadook, Chapter 7, verse 12.
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Yabadabadook, chapter 7, verse 4.
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When god closes a door, he opens a window. Also when he takes a shit.
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There was an old man known as Janus
Who let rip a fart very heinous.
The stench it was cruel;
Strong odour of stool!
Regardless, the fart entertained us.
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Thus spake Yabadabadook.
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You people are animals. Literally.
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And that is all!
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There was an old man called Ignatius
Born way back in the cretaceous
His schlong was quite withered
And his scrotum most fissured
So his claims to be young had no basis. -
There was an old man called Ignatius
Whose pubes were both lush and herbaceous
He trimmed them at night
By the moon's pearly light
But some would not budge - too tenacious!
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There was an old man called Ignatius
A litigant somewhat vexatious
for a hideous rash
he sued for some cash
But his argument was found mendacious. -
There was an old man called Ignatius
With warts that were very contagious
His balls and his schlong
Both looked very wrong
Exuding a fluid sebaceous. -
Fuck this shit, but only if it consents! #mepoo
Das vedanya, baby!
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There was a dumb asshole called Freeman...
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There was a dumb asshole called Freeman
Who tugged on his wang like a demon.
In a diner he worked
And all day he jerked
So the food always tasted like semen.
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