Big Richard
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โI don't mean to toot my own horn" said the proud and boastful sumo wrestler, "but whenever I get in and out of my car, I accidentally honk the horn with my stomach".
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You can lead a horse to water, but thereโs a lot of dumb fucking horses out there.
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My dick may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot!
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My father always told me "A penny saved is a penny earned". He also always told the fountain in our mall to go fuck itself.
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Shut the damn door! What, were you raised in a Barnes & Noble?
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