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  1. Big Richard
    “I don't mean to toot my own horn" said the proud and boastful sumo wrestler, "but whenever I get in and out of my car, I accidentally honk the horn with my stomach".
  2. Big Richard
    You can lead a horse to water, but there’s a lot of dumb fucking horses out there.
  3. Big Richard
    “My dick may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot!” - Big Richard and Cousin Greg
  4. Big Richard
    My father always told me "A penny saved is a penny earned". He also always told the fountain in our mall to go fuck itself.
  5. Big Richard
    Shut the damn door! What, were you raised in a Barnes & Noble?
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