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Slap a scarlet J on my chest, cause I'm jackin' it to "Father Knows Best."
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This might not be very P.C., but... I'm using a Mac.
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I've faced and overcome adversity time and time again. And thanks to all that, I'm an emotionally shattered man.
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Why "see you next Tuesday," when I can fit you in right now?
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It doesn't matter how lucrative it is - Larry and Curly don't do Mo-cap!!!
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If you think it's tough finding the exit at your local IKEA, do try and avoid IKEA NORTH KOREA.
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Pummel me with pumice... gone be the last of the hummus.Â
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Many hands make light work... but many feet make me jerk my merk!
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Aquaman is such a poser... dude's trying waaaaay too hard to make WETLANTIS "a thing."
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Home is where the heart is... but I keep my testes at my bestie's!
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May we adjoin our groins in the name of Dogecoin?
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I'll tell you the news for a handful of pubes!
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IF THE CHICKEN CROSSES THE ROAD AGAIN, ARREST IT FOR JAYCOCKING.
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Welcome to my abode - now, look upon my chode!
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"In the HEIGHTS" my ass -Â THEY BARELY EVEN GO ABOVE SEA LEVEL!!!!
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Roman Polanski walks into a bar... which was weird because there were no kids to diddle.
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Let's just say I played the vuvuzela en mis escuela, muchacho.
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Honk if you're horny... fluegelhorn if you're flaccid!
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In my older and more invulnerable years I lived forever and ever the end.
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Sharla went tanning? So what! She’s been a “charlatan” her whole pale-ass life.
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Wait, if the cream fertilizes the egg that means... oh dear god, Cadbury Cream Eggs are living embryos?!
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Sure, Thor may be the God of Thunder, but I'm the God of Butterfly Kisses.
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I'm a hermit in the streets and a crab in the sheets!
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Turn me inside out, 'til I'm flopping like a trout!
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