Call Waiting for Godot
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To those who are offended and to those who ain't, all y'all can eat my cheesy fucking taint.
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My wife is "with child." Yup, they're fucking almost every day.
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Fine, I'll stop eating bees... but imma eat the hell out of those tasty-ass wasps!!!
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Maybe she's shorn with it... maybe it's guillotine!
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I'm into this kink called "Ostriching." It's where I bury my head in the sand, while my sweetie goes to town on my butthole.
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Turn me into soup, and slurp, slurp, slurp my noodle!
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I would KILL for Dr. Kevorkian's career!!!
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I've got more Squirt than an 80s vending machine!
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I try to stay woke as hell... but I keep falling asleep at the wheel!
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Take a picture, it'll last longer! Or send a sext; unveil that schlonger!
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Gimme uppers, gimme downers, gimme dirty reach-arounders!
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I'm so progressive my hemorrhoids are her-morrhoids!
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Come on party, do the dance, everybody poop your underpants!
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The overworked owl held a press conference to announce, "I'm taking my talons to South Beach!"
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My sense-of-self just ejaculated on the shelf.
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Make me feel small and put your high heel on my ball!
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These are the times that calcify men's moles.
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It was bad: Sylvia Plath was dead, her head in the oven. But it was about to get much worse, as the responding officer took one look at her and said, "I'll have what she's having!"
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If you think the skeletons in my closet are bad, just wait 'til you see the cadavers on my credenza!
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Do Freddy Krueger and Rip Van Winkle even have a place in today's woke society?
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That maple tree be sappy as HELL... reading me cheesy-ass poems and shit.
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