TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor

I don't need to warn you every time I fart in the lemonade

It's just like that old catchphrase "a catchphrase saved is a catchphrase earned if you teach a man to fish for catchphrases and how to save'em!"

One potato, two potato, three tomato? I don't THINK SO.

You got hands, I got hands, we ALL got hands! So don't be stingy when a friend asks you to lend one, ya silly dingus!

Stand behind me, my ball sack throws dick shaped throwing knives.

The extra "and" is officially intentional.

Gimme a break! Gimmme a break! Break me off a piece of your social security number and and routing number.

Have you ever been to The Armored Panther? The rugs are African but their martinis are dry.

OR! Listen up, and listen well, little Tim Timmy who's stuck in the well. Your mother is dead and your father is too now grab onto this stick called dead father arm.

WISHERYROO!

Who's down, ColdCat

Give me the beach boys and free my dong, I'm gonna listen to this all summer long

Is it racist to ask if milk is black?

Is milk black?

Don't stare into my eyes as if they were eyes, stare into my eyes as if they were your own eyes staring back at you

Is she weird? Is she white? Is she promised to the night? This room isn't getting NEARLY enough head. Barkeep!

What's the scuttlebutt, turtleneck?

Hang onto my breast milk, I got an ass to kiss

Hang on to my breast milk, I got an ass to kick

Comedy is just like hang gliding! One minute you're high and the next minute you're hanging onto a metal bar until you crash into the side of mountain.

I just got shot for the first time! I gotta tell the MRS.!

For years I thought the word "handsome" meant you had a hand disfigurment

Oh, suddenly you dislike it when I toy with the people you love! It's like I don't know you anymore!

Dollars for donuts, I don't know who put the bop in the bopshoobopshoonazi

I have nipples, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FEED A RANDOM CHILD