TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor

I came here for 3 things: unwanted sex, chicken wings, and being asked to take off my shoes. Welcome to United.

Who you talkin' to, Brutis??

Sticks and stones may break my bones, so please put them down slowly

If my wangs too big, you win yourself a fridge!

I was conceived in a puddle of lighter fluid and new kids on the block posters

If you break up with me, I swear you and I are over

Look, mama cita, I may be a poor cowboy from a not so poor new york city, but you did me wrong and where I'm from those who get done wrong get paid

Down, but not out. Up, but not circle. Tell me if you've heard this one

I stopped listening to hip hop when it became cool to sell out to the man. Hi, mom.

If Ghandhi was so peaceful, why was he so violent towards his digestive system?

I was a cop back when America wasn't so great and let me tell you, I gotta lotta tail and all of which were prostitutes.

when I point, you pee (just like that)

I'm what one might call a reverse Crying Game, if one were terribly insensitive

If Tupac is dead, if Biggie is dead, if a penny is molded with Lincoln's head, how many licks does it take to get to the center of my butt?

I don't know what they told you to wear, but I'm wearing a condom

I had an old boy, but I drowned him in a river, I drowned, drowned, drowned him in a river of sin

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, yahtzee

Pick a topic and then cast it to the eternal damnation of hell in my lord Satan's name amen!

I'm a prime example as to why sex and LSD are never the 'cool' thing to do

Great sassy molasses, I forgot I'm pregnant with the Queen's baby!

Tell me a joke and I'll fiddle your diddle and by diddle I mean kill you and by fiddle I mean rob you

For this show, my name is no longer Scott, for this show ONLY, my name will forever be Patrick.

If I didn't know any better, I'd hardly know at all

You got onions in my hot fudge sunday and I got my ball sack on your onions

What came first, crack or the government?