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  1. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    You don't gotta make a monkey outta me, Mister Scientist. Evolution got there first.
  2. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    If I've said it pleven, I've said it kapleven times, kevin! Put the bijorkahjork down after you shit the brick
  3. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    Look, don't get the wrong idea, I hate your cooking
  4. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    Maybe I'm an old fashioned butt, but I don't see the big deal about pesticides on our food.
  5. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    These nips aren't on tap unless you pay me first
  6. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    I'm a man, you're a woman, let's move our bed closer to the oven
  7. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    Once a beatles, twice a beatle-- not so fast Pete Best
  8. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    I don't give a shit until I eat at least my weight in spam
  9. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    Honey! Did you cook my penis instead of a turkey again?
  10. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    The north remembers what the south forgets, the killer knows what you did last summer
  11. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    Dreams are just our brains telling all of us suggestions for murder targets
  12. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    The young eat the old, said Billy Bip Bop as he whittled his log
  13. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    I don't think you heard me the first time: NO FLIPS. NO FLOPS.
  14. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    What I wouldn't DO to get my hand on Bond villain Oddjob's resume
  15. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    Look, I got a vein, I got blood, I'm just like you, so hand over your wallet
  16. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    I've heard of a really long wait for a reservation as the waiters and waitresses grant sexual services, but this is ridiculous
  17. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    I hipped before I hopped and now I'm in all sorts of trouble in gangland
  18. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    Murder She Wrote in the streets Life Alert in the sheets
  19. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    You can't unabort that abortion decision just willy nilly, Carol!
  20. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    I mean, they made a chicken sandwich with chicken as bread
  21. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    Want a piece of gum? I ask because of your breath.
  22. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    I call'em as I see'em and they're none the wiser
  23. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    If the noodles on this airplane were any stringier, we'd have a real Samuel L. Jackson vehicle on our hands.
  24. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    Flight or fight? No thanks, I think I'll stay sat.
  25. TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
    Cop Killer, Jackson Thriller, smokin' on dubs with ghostface killah
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