TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
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Who you talkin' to, Brutis??
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, so please put them down slowly
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If my wangs too big, you win yourself a fridge!
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I was conceived in a puddle of lighter fluid and new kids on the block posters
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If you break up with me, I swear you and I are over
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Look, mama cita, I may be a poor cowboy from a not so poor new york city, but you did me wrong and where I'm from those who get done wrong get paid
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Down, but not out. Up, but not circle. Tell me if you've heard this one
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I stopped listening to hip hop when it became cool to sell out to the man. Hi, mom.
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If Ghandhi was so peaceful, why was he so violent towards his digestive system?
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I was a cop back when America wasn't so great and let me tell you, I gotta lotta tail and all of which were prostitutes.
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when I point, you pee (just like that)
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I'm what one might call a reverse Crying Game, if one were terribly insensitive
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If Tupac is dead, if Biggie is dead, if a penny is molded with Lincoln's head, how many licks does it take to get to the center of my butt?
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I don't know what they told you to wear, but I'm wearing a condom
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I had an old boy, but I drowned him in a river, I drowned, drowned, drowned him in a river of sin
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Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, yahtzee
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Pick a topic and then cast it to the eternal damnation of hell in my lord Satan's name amen!
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I'm a prime example as to why sex and LSD are never the 'cool' thing to do
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Great sassy molasses, I forgot I'm pregnant with the Queen's baby!
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Tell me a joke and I'll fiddle your diddle and by diddle I mean kill you and by fiddle I mean rob you
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For this show, my name is no longer Scott, for this show ONLY, my name will forever be Patrick.
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If I didn't know any better, I'd hardly know at all
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You got onions in my hot fudge sunday and I got my ball sack on your onions
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What came first, crack or the government?
I came here for 3 things: unwanted sex, chicken wings, and being asked to take off my shoes. Welcome to United.
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I came here for 3 things: unwanted sex, chicken wings, and being asked to take off my shoes. Welcome to United.