TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor
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If you smell toast, you're probably experiencing a stroke. I smell cotton candy, what the fuck is wrong with ME?
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If pee is sterile, are humans just soda fountains?
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Correct me if I'm Wrong did it, but I he was out with the Mrs.
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I keep combing my neighbor's dolls hair, does that mean I'm impotent?
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Blinded by Science, but deafened by THEATER!
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If rintintin is so smart, why isn't his name FartSmartSmart?
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Grab my axe, I feel an itch coming on
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If the puddin' ain't hot, you're The Thing. Thought about this not even for a catch phrase. I was just driving and was like, those are the conditions.
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Little known fact: The Beatles got their name based on John Lennon's domestic abuse history
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If Jason is a man then who the heck is this Zoukas character?
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If Roger Waters was right and we don't need no education, then why is his grammar less gooder?
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If you're here for all of my farm eggs, I'm afraid I tied all the animals tubes
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Sit back, relax, and imagine Attorney General Jeff Sessions played Home Improvement's Wilson for all those years.
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Casablanca? Actually, my house is white.
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The same way Socrates predicted the atom bomb is the same way I predicted I'd be motor boating seniors at a bon jovi concert
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Peter picked my dick in a police line up while on molly and proceeded to fuck the one way mirror
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If butter is churned milk, are kids churned vaginas?
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You ever looked in the mirror and thought"You're sexy, you're smart, you're talented, but that doesn't undrown that child"? Me three!
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Mirror mirror, disco ball, is this the shittiest disney reboot of all?
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If my nipples are hard, my penis is soft, and if my nipples are soft, I don't want no baby
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My Uncle Susan got my Aunt Steve pregnant and she's gonna shit a litter
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I don't do this on every first date and it looks like my streak continues
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Teach a man how to hammer, he'll build you a house. Teach a serial killer how to hammer you're probably not bright.
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A penny saved is a penny earned, said grandpa joe in my dead aunt's urn
Rimjob me or give me a job, I don't ask for much
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Rimjob me or give me a job, I don't ask for much