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    "And that's the rest of the story," Paul Harvey did exclaim each time he came.

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    Randy high-tailed it outta there when he realized horses CAN get pregnant.

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    I aint got it on bluray, but I blew Ray to get it on vhs. Varsity Blues is the shit!

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    They connected on LinkdIn. She gave him a bone job. The Bone Collector 2 in theaters soon.

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    Soda? Pop? Coke? Just get out of my ass about it, Granny.

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    Have a skeeter on your peter, knock it off. Have a peter on your skeeter, call the cops.

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    Dick Trickle gives ya a little prickle when you tickle his pickle.

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    I tried to hump an animated movie twice. Not just once. I never hump inanimate objects twice. Thems the rules.

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    Flickin' your bean? More like fiddlin' your meme, if ya catch what I mean.

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    Surrender the pretender if he's real on being slender. You must at once! Don't dally about, sirs!

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    Look, there's all sorts of different kinds of light bulbs. I don't have time to explain that bullshit to you, pal.

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    You ever been grabbed by the asshat? You wanna?

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    I know a man named Bilby who suffered a horrendous toe injury playing semi-pro kick the can as a young man. He has great fun with his grandkids now.

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    I don't wear apple watches but I do eat apple apples. Stay woke.

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    LIFE WTR gives me the creeps.

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    Fondler of the roof? Nah, that's just ol' Ted Cruz tweeting from his ivory tower. ..aka his dick.

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    IT puts the lotion on IT's skin after IT removes the makeup.

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    Hand sanitizer won't ass the check that your mouth's been cashin'.

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    Every Paul, Dick and Harry have been cleared. We're now looking at every Tom, Rick and Jerry.

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    I'm not sure we're speaking the same language, but your dog is carrying my puppies.

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