Electric_ian

I came here to eat ass and chew bubblegum. In that order for obvious reasons

It’s Hollywood fucks and were going downtown...

In Honor of the most annoying fan base in podcasting raising almost $60k for social justice, I’m Parkin Glotscott, welcome to comedy bang bang, but I really just need to get to my car.

Why does Tommy like to swing? Because he loves being the Middle D welcome to comedy bang bang

1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, but 2 in my mouth is better than 1 in my tush

Longtime first time, this time worst time, next time last time

Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fuck a fish and he will never be horny again

This is the church this is the steeple open the doors and stare at my peehole

Licorice makes me ticklish so I hope this candy gives me a handy

Same

Easy Peasy suck on these-y. Welcome to comedy bang bang.

I’m a mind freak in the streets and Chris Angel in the sheets, welcome to comedy bang bang with your new host Chris Angel.

I may be a jerk at work, but I fight crime in my off time.

I joined a Portland metal band and now I’m HardcOregon.

It’s Hollywood fucks and we’re going downtown. Going to, eat some bush now!