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    Episode 185 - Adore

    Tom: Oh hey how's it going with Hannah? Ian: It's going. Nowhere. She's great, She couldn't be nicer. I just.... You know. Tom: Yeah Ian: Pretty soon I'm going to have to give her the elbow.
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    Never Back Down (2008)

    Hollywood trying to capitalize on the MMA fad and market it to teens by making it look "sick." So many douchey moments. Including giant, cliche high school house parties where the (25+ year old model looking) students regularly hold organized fights, since everyone is trained of course. And yes, it is a direct rip off of the Karate Kid, only it is very bad. Also: "Seven years."
  3. Shake me like a ketchup bottle to avoid watery discharge.
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    Blank Check (1994)

    True Story: I had a class in 7th grade called "Personal Finance and Money Management" and our teacher showed us this film. To this day I have no idea why. Very uncomfortable movie. What really gets me is that fountain dancing scene, which by the way ends with members of the general public applauding.
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    Episode 184 - Johnny Mnemonic: LIVE!

    For some reason the crossbows reminded me of the fight scene in Anchorman. Just a random, out of place weapon. Then again, this movie also has laser dental floss so I guess we can't be too critical.
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    Episode 537 - Silly Cone Valley Poo Crew Minus One

    Pakistani Khal Drogo: