OptimusPrimate

Wish they would bring them back more often. I don't remember hearing any games yet this year. I can understand wanting to move on, I guess, but there's still plenty of room for improv in the games.

Who do I have to blow to get a dick in my mouth around here?!

I'd take that with a side of post-partum depression!

From my head to your ears, we're broadcasting coast to coast in support of feline AIDS! Feline AIDS. Get your cat some AIDS!

Better to have loved and lost than to have let that perfectly good meat go to waste.

My dick may be hanging out of my shorts, but the cops tell me she was only 17, so you owe me five bucks!

Bah bah black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, let's fuck these sheep!

Pig girls don't cry. I mean... pig girls don't cry. I mean... pigs. Pigs don't cry. Don't cry, pigs.

Remember, if people don't like you, you probably don't have any friends.

Don't count all your chickens in one basket before they come home to roost.

Frankenstein or franks and beans? Either way, I'm not putting that shit in my mouth.

A nickel for a pickle, a tickle or a lickle. Don't be fickle or I'll charge you for a dickle.

Flat chests and tight vests make crotches crest and slotches wet!

My baby's alive and my dog is dead! I can't do anything right!

Christian hymns and jungle gyms! Now come sit on uncle Tim!