OptimusPrimate
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Who do I have to blow to get a dick in my mouth around here?!
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I'd take that with a side of post-partum depression!
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From my head to your ears, we're broadcasting coast to coast in support of feline AIDS! Feline AIDS. Get your cat some AIDS!
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Better to have loved and lost than to have let that perfectly good meat go to waste.
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My dick may be hanging out of my shorts, but the cops tell me she was only 17, so you owe me five bucks!
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Bah bah black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, let's fuck these sheep!
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Pig girls don't cry. I mean... pig girls don't cry. I mean... pigs. Pigs don't cry. Don't cry, pigs.
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Remember, if people don't like you, you probably don't have any friends.
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Don't count all your chickens in one basket before they come home to roost.
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Frankenstein or franks and beans? Either way, I'm not putting that shit in my mouth.
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A nickel for a pickle, a tickle or a lickle. Don't be fickle or I'll charge you for a dickle.
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Flat chests and tight vests make crotches crest and slotches wet!
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My baby's alive and my dog is dead! I can't do anything right!
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Christian hymns and jungle gyms! Now come sit on uncle Tim!
What happened to the games?
in Comedy Bang Bang
Posted · Edited by OptimusPrimate
CBB used to play games and they were my favorite part of the show! I still submit to cbbwyr occasionally. What happened to the games?