Once upon a time, there was a host of a podcast that didn't understand that he isn't allowed at Burger King anymore. The End.

[Once upon a time, there was a host of a podcast that didn't understand that he isn't allowed at Burger King anymore. The End.]

Once upon a time, there was a host of a podcast that didn't understand that he isn't allowed at Burger King anymore. The End.

[If you want to tell me how you feel, don't bother, I already know! It's with your hands!]

If you want to tell me how you feel, don't bother, I already know! It's with your hands!

[The crow caws at dawn to tell me to mow the lawn, and he asks me to call him Shawn. I oblige.]

The crow caws at dawn to tell me to mow the lawn, and he asks me to call him Shawn. I oblige.

[Sometimes when I look up at the stars, I wonder if there is an alien up there dreaming about making sweet love to me.]

Sometimes when I look up at the stars, I wonder if there is an alien up there dreaming about making sweet love to me.

[Easy there pal, I will not lick your paper cut wounds, not until I've had my coffee.]

Easy there pal, I will not lick your paper cut wounds, not until I've had my coffee.

[These boots were made for walking, and they are on sale for 59.99, only at Rural King!]

These boots were made for walking, and they are on sale for 59.99, only at Rural King!

[Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry Charlie!]

Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry Charlie!

[If I make love to a Aardvark in a forest with no one around, does the Aardvark make a sound?]

If I make love to an Aardvark in a forest with no one around, does the Aardvark make a sound?

[Hello and welcome to Comedy Bible Belt, the podcast where we make fun of the Bible]

Hello and welcome to Comedy Bible Belt, the podcast where we make fun of the Bible

[Please don't eat all the french onion dip, it's all I've got until pay day.]

Please don't eat all the french onion dip, it's all I've got until pay day.

[Oh no, look what the cat dragged in...It's me Scott Aukerman the Host of WTF with Marc Maron]

Oh no, look what the cat dragged in...It's me Scott Aukerman the Host of WTF with Marc Maron

[For the last time Debbie...I am not the Dali Lama!]

For the last time Debbie...I am not the Dali Lama!

[A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.]

A long long time ago in an Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.

[Just because I am covered head to toe in horse semen, doesn't mean the horse is my lover.]

Just because I am covered head to toe in horse semen, doesn't mean the horse is my lover.

[Believe me when I say I'm the world's biggest liar]

Believe me when I say I'm the world's biggest liar

[We're here! We're sheared! We're sheep!]

We're here! We're sheared! We're sheep!

[Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..]

Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..

[Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..]

Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..

[A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.]

A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.

[Quiet Mr Davis, it's tiem for the feature presentation. We're gonna watch two dogs go at it for about an hour, Let's see what happens!]

Quiet Mr Davis, it's tiem for the feature presentation. We're gonna watch two dogs go at it for about an hour, Let's see what happens!

[Pour me some juice, and I'll cut loose all over your caboose, Madam L'Toose.]

Pour me some juice, and I'll cut loose all over your caboose, Madam L'Toose.

[Pay attention, we're going through the worm hole and we have no idea where or when we are going to end up...Hi, I'm Greg Kinnear, welcome to The Kinnear Ear. The Podcast about ears!]

Pay attention, we're going through the worm hole and we have no idea where or when we are going to end up...Hi, I'm Greg Kinnear, welcome to The Kinnear Ear. The Podcast about ears!

[Wait a gosh darn second, I'm flossing my teeth, I'll introduce myself soon....Hey my name is Keith.]

Wait a gosh darn second, I'm flossing my teeth, I'll introduce myself soon....Hey my name is Keith.

[Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry Charlie!]

Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry, Charlie!

[How about them llamas? Said the sad man while eating pasta salad...He was never hugged as a child.]

How about them llamas? Said the sad man while eating pasta salad...He was never hugged as a child.