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Once upon a time, there was a host of a podcast that didn't understand that he isn't allowed at Burger King anymore. The End.
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Once upon a time, there was a host of a podcast that didn't understand that he isn't allowed at Burger King anymore. The End. -
If you want to tell me how you feel, don't bother, I already know! It's with your hands!
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If you want to tell me how you feel, don't bother, I already know! It's with your hands! -
The crow caws at dawn to tell me to mow the lawn, and he asks me to call him Shawn. I oblige.
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The crow caws at dawn to tell me to mow the lawn, and he asks me to call him Shawn. I oblige. -
Sometimes when I look up at the stars, I wonder if there is an alien up there dreaming about making sweet love to me.
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Sometimes when I look up at the stars, I wonder if there is an alien up there dreaming about making sweet love to me. -
Easy there pal, I will not lick your paper cut wounds, not until I've had my coffee.
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Easy there pal, I will not lick your paper cut wounds, not until I've had my coffee. -
These boots were made for walking, and they are on sale for 59.99, only at Rural King!
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These boots were made for walking, and they are on sale for 59.99, only at Rural King! -
Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry Charlie!
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If I make love to a Aardvark in a forest with no one around, does the Aardvark make a sound?
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If I make love to an Aardvark in a forest with no one around, does the Aardvark make a sound? -
Hello and welcome to Comedy Bible Belt, the podcast where we make fun of the Bible
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Hello and welcome to Comedy Bible Belt, the podcast where we make fun of the Bible -
Please don't eat all the french onion dip, it's all I've got until pay day.
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Please don't eat all the french onion dip, it's all I've got until pay day. -
Oh no, look what the cat dragged in...It's me Scott Aukerman the Host of WTF with Marc Maron
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Oh no, look what the cat dragged in...It's me Scott Aukerman the Host of WTF with Marc Maron -
For the last time Debbie...I am not the Dali Lama!
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For the last time Debbie...I am not the Dali Lama! -
A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.
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A long long time ago in an Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles. -
Just because I am covered head to toe in horse semen, doesn't mean the horse is my lover.
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Just because I am covered head to toe in horse semen, doesn't mean the horse is my lover. -
Believe me when I say I'm the world's biggest liar
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We're here! We're sheared! We're sheep!
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We're here! We're sheared! We're sheep! -
Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..
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Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..
Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless.. -
A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.
Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles. -
Quiet Mr Davis, it's tiem for the feature presentation. We're gonna watch two dogs go at it for about an hour, Let's see what happens!
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Quiet Mr Davis, it's tiem for the feature presentation. We're gonna watch two dogs go at it for about an hour, Let's see what happens! -
Pour me some juice, and I'll cut loose all over your caboose, Madam L'Toose.
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Pour me some juice, and I'll cut loose all over your caboose, Madam L'Toose. -
Wait a gosh darn second, I'm flossing my teeth, I'll introduce myself soon....Hey my name is Keith.
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Wait a gosh darn second, I'm flossing my teeth, I'll introduce myself soon....Hey my name is Keith. -
Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry Charlie!
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Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry, Charlie! -
How about them llamas? Said the sad man while eating pasta salad...He was never hugged as a child.
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How about them llamas? Said the sad man while eating pasta salad...He was never hugged as a child.