Dr. Garbageman Esq.

Oh, wait a minute. I almost forgot to do this. Let me just ...Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

The taxis are yellow and the buildings are tall, there's nothing quite like New York in the fall.

New York, New York - the city so nice they named it after a another one in England.

More oval teens, please!

Rin Tin Tin put his noodle in a poodle and now Lassie wants a divorce.

Boobs are horns and balls are bells. This, TV has taught me.

“I really think we should stick with the pun about that Jan-Michael Vincent helicopter show.”

Somewhere on the Internet two cannibals are falling in love.

Of course I stuff my bird feeder full of dead birds. How else will the other animals get enough birds to eat?

The dog ate my homework and now it won't eat anything else. Please give us more homework or my dog will die.

Tony the Tiger called this show pretty good.

In Jamaica everyday is mon day!

Howdy doody and see ya diarrhea!

Dearest PFT, My love for you can't in a song fit.

You may call it fool's gold but I call it fancyboy's rock

1 is for the way you say you pee. 2 is what you say if its dookie. 3 is very very horrible and scary. 4 is even worse, its your last poop you'll need a hearse

If I were Santa I would just keep all those presents for myself.

Turtle's have shells and birds lay eggs so why can't I put this harmonica in my butt?

Ten years ago I stole this body from a morgue and hid my soul inside of it. I am Shuluzthu, welcome to my crib!

Help, someone! I felt a wang pang

Hell comes for those who use gang slang

The government put cameras in all the cats. Please please please help me murder all the cats.

I found a critter covered in glitter but the glitter ruined the stew. I took to twitter to say I was bitter and share pictures of sparkly poo.

She sells her self but a quelf's more.