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SirDancelot

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  1. SirDancelot
    "Turn your head and cough, okay perfect! The doctor will see you now."
  2. SirDancelot
    If the only tool you have is an MC Hammer, every problem looks like you have bad taste in music
  3. SirDancelot
    You gotta ask yourself one question: Do you have the name of a plumber i can trust in my house? Well do ya, punk?
  4. SirDancelot
    I'm just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, except afterwards i get thrown out of JC Penny for taking them off.
  5. SirDancelot
    I like my bowling balls like i like my women: 8 pounds and too small to stick my fingers in
  6. SirDancelot
    A watched hand never plays, but a watched man never sprays, so stop watching me jerk off, Karen
  7. SirDancelot
    To the Victor Go the Spoils! Unless the spoils are peanuts because Victor is allergic
  8. SirDancelot
    You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Make
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