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Posts posted by Señor Gravy Stains
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Set forth on your quest and godspeed to you noble warrior. Also while you're out, do me a favor and return these Redbox DVD's.
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You ever Whole Shack Shimmy with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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I heard Beanie Feldstein and Beanie Sigel are starting a family together. Can't wait to see those beanie babies!
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If you wanna succeed in buisness there's two things you gotta know: Money talks and holy cow this money is sentient and capable of speech!
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“Don’t You Forget About Me” has a different meaning if your parents left you at a Bennigan’s in the 80s and never came back.
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Until Hollywood does the right thing and makes a XXX-rated Swamp Thing movie, I’m calling it quits in this town.
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I got your catchphrase right here, pal! For those of you that can’t see me, I said that while grabbing my genitals.
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LeAnne Rimes and Busta Rhymes are surprisingly not related. May all of your birthdays be devine and never be belated.
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I hate to micromanage, but you’re running this miniatures shop into the ground.
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I’ve been told I’m as handsome as Robert Pattinson. Or maybe it was Pat Robertson.
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It’s not that I don’t like your magic act, I just don’t think your child’s custody hearing was the right place for it.
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It’s not that I don’t like your breakdancing, I just don’t think your Grandma’s funeral was the right place for it.
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It’s not that I don’t like your slam poetry, I just don’t think your father’s intervention was the right place for it.
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If a Chandler searches online, and no one is around to see it, does he use Bing?
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We’re getting married at the place we first fell in love. The Burger King bathroom across from Port Authority.
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Gremlins to Ghoulies and Ghoulies to Critters. Please like, subscribe, and follow me on Twitter.
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I must unleash all these farts before this Zoom meeting starts.
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I’ve got a tickle in my throat, all the way down to my pickle and my scrote.
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I’ve got a couple of kids in central Pennsylvania. I like to call them my Hershey squirts.
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One if by land and two if by sea. Prescribe what you can doc, it burns when I pee.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but not while I’m wearing this suit of armor I stole from Medieval Times.
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Opinions are like assholes, I spend most of my day looking at them on the internet.
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Forget 72 virgins. Give me a cheeseburger in paradise, baby!
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Help me Jean Genie, I’ve got dung and pee in my dungarees.
I heard it straight from the horse’s mouth. That’s right officer, that horse over there told me to commit all those murders.
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I heard it straight from the horse’s mouth. That’s right officer, that horse over there told me to commit all those murders.