professorhazard

My child arrived just the other day; I came in the world in the usual way (by which I mean I got the Earth pregnant and my son is a primordial titan).

Magic: The Gathering leaves nerds a-blathering, so please be a sweetie and wipe down the seatie

While at first I was stupefied by the rocks that she's got, with increased scrutiny I was relieved to find that she was merely Jenny from the block.

You're not a butcher, a baker, or a candlestick maker, so why don't you go fuck yourself