MayorOfTurdtown

Oy gevalt. My political rival is at it again.

I take my mayoral duties very seriously and will not compromise my principles for you or any other smarmy podcast host. Long live Turdtown!

Maybe I'm crazy and don't know how to use the search function, but I don't see a thread for all us cool users to put our own personal top tens (or album rankings, or etc.). As I continue to learn about the Talking Heads, I'll go ahead and throw my own R.E.M. top ten list out there for everyone to ooh and aah over. Don't crowd, there's room for everyone. (Was disappointed to hear the Scotts talking smack about some of my faves ) 1. Can't Get There From Here 2. Low Desert 3. Begin the Begin 4. Nightswimming 5. Finest Worksong 6. Half a World Away 7. Pilgrimage 8. World Leader Pretend 9. Imitation of Life 10. Supernatural Superserious Honorable mentions to Uberlin, Ignoreland, and Driver 8 (this is too hard!)

And how could I have forgotten: Are you talking David Bowie to bothie of us?

(*In Don Pardo voice*) Live, from your radio, it's brief diversion from the horror that is all of our lives

If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em off

Me likey.

Part of the fun was hearing Scotty Auk's reactions to listening to some R.E.M. albums for the first time. Then again it helps if at least one of the boys is passionate about the group. Based on my own preferences, might I suggest: Are you jawin' Elton John to me? Are you querying Queen at me? Are you talking Duran Duran during my podcast? (feel like Scott A. has mentioned them a few times...) Are you scissoring my sister? (Scissor Sisters - short series, only 4 albums) Glad I could get those off my chest. I'm sure the guys check this forum all the time for more ideas.

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What's the frequency, Kenneth? Of these suppositories? Five up the butt every hour? No thanks I'll take my chances with the cancer.

My only regret is not fixing a lifetime of errors and poor decisions

It's funny because it's true

Gimme a taste of that sweet sweet smegma-flavored toothpaste. Gross.

Who's down, cool cat?

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