Jizzy Gillespie

The beauty of autumn is the leaves of read and gold, while they crunch under your feet, and Shop Automan warming your belly with chuckles.

Why have washboard abs when you can watch my bored ass!

I don't know about you, but mashed potatoes make me wanna screw!

Slipping on the giant banana peel of life is what I call a nice pie to the face, then comes the anvil and gives you a long hard phallic bump on the noggin.

Here we are behaving imaginary under truthful circumstances.

My mamma always said soup was good, until I tossed it in weird uncle Jerry's face, then she said soup was great!

Dry Napkins: Good for eating pasta, cumming, and tuning into this podcast, not only will you need to cum, but you'll need to wipe your face from all the tears of laughter.

As incest porn is growing in popularity, weird shit is the new norm, why not listen to some more weird shit in those ol' ear holes while you pull it.

Hi my name is Scott Aukerman and I got a poopy on my little butt!

Once upon a time, there was no comedy, then after years of trial and error, Scott Aukerman came pretty close. This was called the Big Bang... Bang.

Once upon a time before comedy was known, nobody cackled, chortled, chuckled, nor cracked, there were no gut busters, knee slappers, slap-sticks, nor punchlines. Till one day, Stop Tacoman Sr. busted in his wife. This is known as the Big Bang... Bang.

Flip Flap and Nip Nap we're walking down the street, just the other day when they ran into Pete. Pete said hi when they were nigh, they slipped on a Banana and it was kinda funny.

If you wake up on the wrong side of the sheets then roll over to the other side and maybe you won't have such a shitty attitude.

When's it's getting a little drippy, maybe give the tippy, a little snippy.