Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty!

[Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty!]

Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty!

[My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and I’m like go home I only made one.]

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and I’m like go home I only made one. 

[New Catch Phrase Submission]

Put it in your subject line also!

[Scotty McThotty, what a Thicc Booty Hotty.]

Scotty McThotty, what a Thicc Booty Hotty.  

[Tinkle winkle. Spittle piddle. Why’s your penis inside my McGriddle?]

Tinkle winkle 

Spittle piddle 

Why’s your penis inside my McGriddle?

[Huggy huggy hug hug tuggy tuggy tug tug splurt!]

Huggy huggy hug hug tuggy tuggy tug tug splurt! 

[I hear it’s inappropriate to put cumin on everything, but I disagree. I like cumin on everything. Don’t misinterpret, you moronic pervert, it’s not that type of show.]

I hear it’s inappropriate to put cumin on everything, but I disagree. I like cumin on everything. 

Don’t misinterpret, you moronic pervert, it’s not that type of show. 

[I’ll scream it from the mountain tops until the Widow Kulap hears the echoes: Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty.]

I’ll scream it from the mountain tops until the Widow Kulap hears the echoes: 

Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty.  

[“Spick Spock,” I declare as I mount Spock’s rock.]

“Spick Spock,” I declare as I mount Spock’s rock. 

[Forget it, Jake. It's Vagina town.]

Forget it Ronald, it’s Burger King Town. 

[Lick the locks, on this hairy old sock. Finger in the Croc, to widen access to the sock. Then lick the locks, on this hairy old sock contained by a Croc. By Quintin Tarantino.]

Lick the locks, 

on this hairy old sock. 

Finger in the Croc, 

to widen access to the sock. 

Then lick the locks, 

on this hairy old sock contained by a Croc. 

By Quintin Tarantino. 

[Huggy huggy hug hug tuggy tuggy tug tug splurt!!]

    

[I’ve said before, I’ll say it again: Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty.]

I’ve said before, I’ll say it again: Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty.

[I hate to say it, love to spray it.]

I hate to say it, love to spray it. 

[Whether it’s Cyber Monday, Cyber Week, Cyber Month, Cyber Year, it’s always the same messy day here at PornHub.]

Whether it’s Cyber Monday, Cyber Week, Cyber Month, Cyber Year, it’s always the same messy day here at PornHub. 

[Drunk Papa Smurf is super handsy, which makes it very problematic that he’s in charge of HR.]

Drunk Papa Smurf is super handsy, which makes it very problematic that he’s in charge of HR.

[Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty.]

Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty. 

[To be, or not to LSD. That is the question.]

To be, or not to LSD. That is the question. 

[I don’t care if that’s your favorite song and dance, if you don’t pay, I won’t dance to this song.]

I don’t care if that’s your favorite song and dance, if you don’t pay, I won’t dance to this song. 

[Huggy huggy hug hug tuggy tuggy tug tug splurt]

Huggy huggy hug hug tuggy tuggy tug tug splurt

[SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG!!!]

SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG!!!

[It’s huggy huggy hug time all around the world, it’s huggy huggy hug time for all the boys and girls! Except for Tommy, he’s a bad boy.]

It’s huggy huggy hug time all around the world, it’s huggy huggy hug time for all the boys and girls! 

 

Except for Tommy, he’s a bad boy. 

[It’s huggy huggy hug time all around the world, it’s huggy huggy hug time for all the boys and girls!]

It’s huggy huggy hug time all around the world, it’s huggy huggy hug time for all the boys and girls! 

[It’s huggy huggy hug time all around the world!]

It’s huggy huggy hug time all around the world!

[It’s huggy huggy hug time!]

It’s huggy huggy hug time!