SuppleNupple420
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I recently discovered that I’m allergic to bull shit, this vegan diner really needs a new menu.Â
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Why don’t YOU try keeping your nipples from getting hard at work, Karen?Â
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Mavis Staples has been really bad in concert since announcing the inheritance of Staples chain.Â
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Woe is me, tragedy defined: I’m a ghost who needs a hug.Â
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Sell my body, sell my soul, but you’ll never have access to what I don’t have or else I’d sell that too because I’m so in debt.Â
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From tiny acorns, do mighty oaks grow. From large things do tiny acorns fall, and from my thing do average acorns swing.Â
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Ruffle my truffles, shuffle my nupples, I just need something a little more supple.Â
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You know you wannaÂ
You know you gotta
Just lick the booty hole one time to see if it’s something we’re into.Â
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What’s up, wiener dog?Â
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One for the seam, two for the beans, three for the peen I’m keen to glean.Â
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I just want to hear Scott say, “Alexa, set sleep timer for 60 minutes,” so I don’t have to set my sleep timer myself.Â
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the second most accidentally linked website to porn after Dick’s Sporting Goods.Â
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Those salty knockers are knocking me flat, I should pay more attention while walking around the salt lamp store.Â
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Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.Â
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I really hope Pig-Pen from Charlie Brown was taken from his parents for child neglect. #justiceforpigpen
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All dates are Vegan dates, just don’t forget to wash your mouth after eating a vegan date, or else your vegan date may have an allergic reaction to your vegan date.Â
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Supple Nupples
Ruffle Truffles
Make my booty shuffleÂ
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I’ve always dreamed of opening a space that is an automotive repair shop by day, and a strip club by night. It would be so greasy!
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I once dated a vegan who tried to steal a garden. All I wanted was to trim her hedges. Don’t judge, it’s a thing.Â
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I identify as a toaster.Â
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I just don’t think anti-vax parents get enough representation in superhero movies.Â
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The roof is on fire, holy shit, I’ve never been this paranoid about hotboxing.Â
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Avoiding spoiler alerts at all costs, I’m no longer checking the best-by dates on my food, now I have salmonella.Â
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Mark Ruffalo, don’t be a ho, make that Hulk butt give us a show.Â
They should probably stop playing Fleetwood Mac’s “Break the Chain” during anything that isn’t in support of abusive relationships.
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They should probably stop playing Fleetwood Mac’s “Break the Chain” during anything that isn’t in support of abusive relationships.Â