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BloatedFartingScumBag

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  1. Stare at my clearly undescended testicle any longer and I'm turning this school bus around!
  2. "Cruel to be Kind". Richard Kind, that is! And by "cruel" I mean, "must be nice!"
  3. Bump #2 cuz this pandemic ain't endin' and my will ain't bendin'
  4. Past-tense for my sex friends, sextants for my past friends. Hope you didn't get lost on the way to the midnight maritime orgy.
  5. If loving you is Ali Wong, I don't wanna be Jack White
  6. BloatedFartingScumBag

    Now hear me out: "diarrhea"

    Every story has two sides
  7. Reeseez Peeseez, a diaper full of feces, gaseous, gaseous, we all make brown.
  8. A pile of chickpeas and a mound of legumes don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world
  9. Red Rover, Red Rover! Send nude pics of Grover!
  10. Commonly co-opted Congolese optometrists cooperate calmly with Omani oncologists.
  11. "Extry! Extry! Paperboy-slash-town-crier trope used yet again by award-winning filmmaker, despite never actually being a thing!"
  12. BloatedFartingScumBag

    Devon Sawa? Eye-chi-wawa! Devon Aoki? Okie-dokie!

    COVIDBBump!
  13. COVID-y Bump Bump!
  14. "Ye will surely say unto me this ad-lib, '"Improv Man, catchphrase thyself."
  15. Lake Superior is the largest body of freshwater by surface area (talk about the ultimate thirst trap).
  16. I've clearly got better things to do than submit catchphrases during these trying times...
  17. I bought awfully bland oregano in Bend, Oregon
  18. I never met a Billy Ei didn't Lish.
  19. If you've got a thing for the spontaneous production of words in response to other words, boy have I got an association for you!
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