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Everything posted by BloatedFartingScumBag
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Adam Ant's adamantium atoms ate Ada Fisher's fish-flavored fissures.
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Adam Ant's adamantium atoms ate Ada Fisher's fish-flavored fissures. -
Shyamalans for my real friends, Real Milans for my sham friends.
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Shyamalans for my real friends, Real Milans for my sham friends. -
Feces, poo poo, caca-doo-doo. However you dress it up, I've got a scat fetish.
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Feces, poo poo, caca-doo-doo. However you dress it up, I've got a scat fetish. -
Non-specific celebration or equine-specific imitation? What say you? Yay or neigh?
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Non-specific celebration or equine-specific imitation? You must choose: "Yay" or "neigh"? -
"Steadward Edward, Ripe-and-Redward". That's what those diaper-rashed detainees used to call me in baby jail.
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"Steadward Edward, Ripe-and-Redward". That's what those diaper-rashed detainees used to call me in baby jail. -
"Steadfast Edfast, Ripe-and-Redfast". That's what those colic-y convicts used to call me in baby jail.
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"Steadfast Edfast, Ripe-and-Redfast". That's what those colic-y convicts used to call me in baby jail. -
A dong in hand's worth two in the tush.
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A dong in hand's worth two in the tush. -
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? That guy's parents were real pieces of shit.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? That guy's parents were real pieces of shit. -
Forgive me this ol' groaner, but I farted on my boner.
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Forgive me this ol' groaner, but I farted on my boner. -
Riddle me this or riddle me that, I'll be sucking you off for those concert tickets whether you like it or not.
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Riddle me this or riddle me that, I'll be sucking you off for those concert tickets whether you like it or not. -
Get out of my jeans, get into my cargo shorts. It's hot out there and I got shit to carry.
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Get out of my jeans, get into my cargo shorts. It's hot out there and I got shit to carry. -
Getting high on the San Andreas Fault gives a whole a new meaning to "shake and bake."
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Getting high on the San Andreas Fault gives a whole a new meaning to "shake and bake." -
Stick a battery in your dick and experience the phenomenon!
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Stick a battery in your dick and experience the phenomenon! -
Here's the church and here's the steeple, open the doors and read The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens
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Here's the church and here's the steeple, open the doors and read The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens -
Notice to you lazy wipers: trap that mess with ad-ult diapers
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Notice to you lazy wipers: trap that mess with ad-ult diapers -
Ace is the place for a hellish hardcore fuck
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Ace is the place for a hellish hardcore fuck -
I walk through Disneyland to get a great thong tan, I watch Disney movies to see the Heynong Man
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I walk through Disneyland to get a great thong tan, I watch Disney movies to see the Heynong Man -
The cat's in the bag and the bag's down the river, if the river is my pee stream, the cat is a kidney stone and the bag is my ballsack.
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The cat's in the bag and the bag's down the river, if the river is my pee stream, the cat is a kidney stone and the bag is my ballsack. -
Stop. Please shut your mouth and listen. I could've sworn I heard a young man pissin'.
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Stop. Please shut your mouth and listen. I could've sworn I heard a young man pissin'. -
With nary a thought, I join Christian Mingle, then check-out the dudes and feel my thighs tingle
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With nary a thought, I join Christian Mingle, then check-out the dudes and feel my thighs tingle -
Up Your Butt and Around the Corner, to the Side and That's What You Ordered
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Up Your Butt and Around the Corner, to the Side and That's What You Ordered -
A moment of silence to handle the matter, then flatter my bladder with incessant chatter.
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Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs invite you to spy on young witches in thongs. -
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs Invite you to spy on young girls wearing thongs
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A moment of silence to handle the matter, then flatter my bladder with incessant chatter.