Considered not the consequence that came without a rubber, my dungeon-mastering career'll take a hit this summer

[Considered not the consequence that came without a rubber, my dungeon-mastering career'll take a hit this summer]

Considered not the consequence that came without a rubber, my dungeon-mastering career'll take a hit this summer

[When your eye hits the moon as you trip out the lun-ar module: that's the water in your blood being vaporized by the vacuum of space.]

COVID-Y BUMP BUMP II: VACCINATED & LOVING IT!

[They hated him 'cause he told the truth: "Abe Lincoln was thiccer than John Wilkes Booth."]

They hated him 'cause he told the truth: "Abe Lincoln was thiccer than John Wilkes Booth."

[If I insult you with my lack of social graces, would you hold it against me?]

If I insult you with my lack of social graces, would you hold it against me?

[My ex-wife said, "Please move away from me." So I loaded up the truck and I went to Beverly... D'Angelo's, that is. She screamed and called the police.]

Well now I'm in jail for stalking a celeb and I can't get a hold of my second-cousin Jeb... Bush, that is. Texas teabagger.

[Extry! Extry! Letter A swapped for Y in word "Extra"!]

Reyd yll ybout it!

[A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.]

 

7 hours ago, N-Word Scissorfeet said:

Is it offensive? I do not wish to offend anyone, but only to make an absolutely absurd and appalling parody name. Based on a true story my co-worker told me. And I am certain Scott has said "n word" on the show. But if people are offended I apologize and will be more than happy to change it.

I straight up hate it and think it's edgy 12 year-old-level of humor that hurts people and benefits no one but racists.

[A Very Merry Un-birthday...to SHOE?!]

More like 'Wild Salsa', amirite

[Take your ancient grains and get fucked, King Tut!]

A Very Merry Un-birthday...to SHOE?!

[Excrete at my feet and I'll do you to the beat.]

Take your ancient grains and get fucked, King Tut!

[I'm superintendent of an over-worked rural school district and boy are my marms tired.]

Excrete at my feet and I'll do you to the beat.

[Comb through my foliage and I'll plunder your undercarriage.]

They just don't make sperms like they used ta!

[Lend me some gum and I'll glimpse ya my bum. Clean all my teeth and I'll give you my sheath.]

Thanks to, ugh, "Bloated Farting Scumbag" for that wonderful catchphrase submission. Don't think it's gonna stick.

[Extra sauce 'cause I'm the boss. Fresh fruit instead of fries because I'm watching my cholesterol.]

COVID-y Bump! Bump!

["You bwing me gweat gwief," said The Joker to The Thief.]

"You bwing me gweat gwief," said The Joker to The Thief.

[First you tell me grandma is in the hospital and then you whine that you can't decide on your favorite Seinfeld character?! Pick Elaine!]

First you tell me grandma is in the hospital and then you whine that you can't decide on your favorite Seinfeld character?! Pick Elaine!

[You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and the rest.]

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and the rest.

[CBB: Putting the "B" in DABDA. Twice. And then a C in there too. Don't act like you don't know what the C is for.]

On 12/10/2020 at 7:54 AM, Euripides’ Shorts said:

So just to be clear that’s Denial, Boobs, Anger, Collective Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.

I believe Scott said it's: Denial, Betrayal, Anger, Collective Betrayal, Denial Again(???), and Anger

[I'd never turn a Tina I didn't Ike]

I'd never turn a Tina I didn't Ike

["We therefore commit this booty to the ground, girth to earth, asses to asses, nuts to butts."]

"We therefore commit this booty to the ground, girth to earth, asses to asses, nuts to butts."

[Highway to the manger zone, me and Mary gonna bone]

Highway to the manger zone, me and Mary gonna bone

[Xanadu, Xana-doe, Xana Stately Pleasure Dome, Xana-Hey, Xana-Ho, Kublai Khan]

"Gimme back my show!'

[Xanadu, Xana-doe, Xana Stately Pleasure Dome, Xana-Hey, Xana-Ho, Kublai Khan]

COVID-Y Bump! Bump!

[Xanadu, Xana-doe, Xana Stately Pleasure Dome, Xana-Hey, Xana-Ho, Kublai Khan]

Xanadu, Xana-doe, Xana Stately Pleasure Dome, Xana-Hey, Xana-Ho, Kublai Khan

[Hollywood screenwriters seem to think the phrase, "Nothing to write home about" applies solely to describing sexual encounters to your parents. "Dear Mommy, the koochie was tight, but her oral needs some work. See you and dad at Thanksgiving!"]

Hollywood screenwriters seem to think the phrase, "Nothing to write home about" applies solely to describing sexual encounters to your parents. "Dear Mommy, the koochie was tight, but her oral needs some work. See you and dad at Thanksgiving!"