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Topics posted by BloatedFartingScumBag
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Lake Superior is the largest body of freshwater by surface area (talk about the ultimate thirst trap).
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I've clearly got better things to do than submit catchphrases during these trying times...
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I bought awfully bland oregano in Bend, Oregon
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If you've got a thing for the spontaneous production of words in response to other words, boy have I got an association for you!
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Fill my eyes with that blurry vision, no disguise for macular degeneration
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If you'll bear twelve sons of mine, my mom can watch 'em when we go out. I can call you Aisha, and Aisha when you call me, call me Ishmael
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When you're asked to provide two examples of brief utterances: that's "um" or "eh".
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Eat shit, muchachos! I'm the holy ravioli with the gilt-edged guarantee!
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I've been tasked to perform oral on canines in the arctic. Just out here suckin' on chilly dogs.
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My followers have left me no choice so, without time to spare, I'm officially launching my asshole directly into the sun!
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Get that genie's peenie-weenie out my lemon drop martini
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Alpha-dogs for my a-holes and beta-blockers for my b-holes
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Wakey-wakey, Kevin Bakey. Rise and shine! It's Larry Fine!
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Ashes to ashes, tip to taint, show me where to spray that paint!
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As a family subsisting solely off feces, we live by the following: 'Eat Shit or Die!'
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If you can't stand the feet, get out of the fetish forums.
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Two if by Pink, One if by Stink: That's What I Scream Every Time That I Blink
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"Goosey Lucy, Good-and-Juicy". That's what those puerile prisoners used to call me in baby jail.
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I'm a total bozo when it comes to rhetoric and Early Modern English, which begs the question: "Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I can't find thee!"
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Time to bool out with your tool out, and queef out with your beef out!
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Give a man a kiss, he's yours for the day. Teach a man to kiss, well that just sounds like my mom's relationship with her 33 year-old son, me!
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