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Posts posted by BloatedFartingScumBag
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She shells seashells by the seashore with her WWII-era trench gun
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Is the bathroom that way? Oh, that's the kitchen, right, my bad. Be right back.
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I once met a man from Nantucket. His coffee breath left much to be desired.
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My E.D. and Low-T puts all my dates in therapy.
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Volcano backwards is mvemsjunp
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To err is Adam. To forgive is DeMamp.
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"It could be tomorrow, or ten thousand years," said the fading White Dwarf to a group of his peers.
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I'm late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid, and a copy of MacGruber, and hope I don’t get waylaid on my path toward the puber.
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COVIDY-Trump-Bump!
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I'm late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid, and a copy of MacGruber
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You got the Crazy Guts™?
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"What's that, mom and dad? You think if I act up then I deserve a spanking? Okay, how about this idea, geniuses: if you're gonna spank me every time I do one wittle naughty thing, then I am gonna spank the two of you every time I do a good deed! Ya like that, ya dumb-dumbs? Looks like the hand is on the other cheek now, eh, dad? New no-no: When I'm good I spank my parents now!"
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My. Mother. Said. To. Pick. The. Very. Best. One. And. You. Are. Not. It!
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Instant rice or instant ramen:Â sacrifice to Tutankhamun.
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If whiffs of butts were sexy sluts, my life would be lousy with promiscuous girls
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My favorite part of any movie is when they reference MS-DOS
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Silly little birds, all in your nests...wondering what's going to happen next...
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Good luck...
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youcanrunyoucanhidebutyoucantescape.gov
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Call me "Late to Dinner", but don't call me anything else! I'm hungry, just not quite yet!
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Cradle to the grave? Don't mind if I do! This crib is cursed and I've got a mausoleum guy!
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Stare at my clearly undescended testicle any longer and I'm turning this school bus around!
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Bump #2 cuz this pandemic ain't endin' and my will ain't bendin'
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Past-tense for my sex friends, sextants for my past friends. Hope you didn't get lost on the way to the midnight maritime orgy.
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Wax or Wain? Why choose? I'm losing these pubes AND watching Role Models!
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Wax or Wain? Why choose? I'm losing these pubes AND watching Newsreaders!