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Posts posted by BloatedFartingScumBag
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Every story has two sides
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Reeseez Peeseez, a diaper full of feces, gaseous, gaseous, we all make brown.
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"Cruel to be Kind". Richard Kind, that is! And by "cruel" I mean, "must be nice!"
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A pile of chickpeas and a mound of legumes don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world
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Red Rover, Red Rover! Send nude pics of Grover!
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Commonly co-opted Congolese optometrists cooperate calmly with Omani oncologists.
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"Extry! Extry! Paperboy-slash-town-crier trope used yet again by award-winning filmmaker, despite never actually being a thing!"
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I've clearly got better things to do than submit catchphrases during these trying times...
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I bought awfully bland oregano in Bend, Oregon
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I never met a Billy Ei didn't Lish.
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If you've got a thing for the spontaneous production of words in response to other words, boy have I got an association for you!
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Fill my eyes with that blurry vision, no disguise for macular degeneration
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If you'll bear twelve sons of mine, my mom can watch 'em when we go out. I can call you Aisha, and Aisha when you call me, call me Ishmael.
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When you're asked to provide two examples of brief utterances: that's "um" or "eh".
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When your eye hits the moon as you trip out the lun-ar module: that's the water in your blood being vaporized by the vacuum of space.
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Eat shit, muchachos! I'm the holy ravioli with the gilt-edged guarantee!
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I've been tasked to perform oral on canines in the arctic. Just out here suckin' on chilly dogs.
If loving you is Ali Wong, I don't wanna be Jack White
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If loving you is Ali Wong, I don't wanna be Jack White