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Posts posted by BloatedFartingScumBag
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My followers have left me no choice so, without time to spare, I'm officially launching my asshole directly into the sun!
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Get that genie's peenie-weenie out my lemon drop martini
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Alpha-dogs for my a-holes and beta-blockers for my b-holes
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Wakey-wakey, Kevin Bakey. Rise and shine! It's Larry Fine!
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Ashes to ashes, tip to taint, show me where to spray that paint!
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As a family subsisting solely off feces, we live by the following: 'Eat Shit or Die!'
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If you can't stand the feet, get out of the fetish forums.
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Two if by Pink, One if by Stink: That's What I Scream Every Time That I Blink
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Yabba Dabba Don't.
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"Goosey Lucy, Good-and-Juicy". That's what those puerile prisoners used to call me in baby jail.
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I'm a total bozo when it comes to rhetoric and Early Modern English, which begs the question: "Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I can't find thee!"
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Time to bool out with your tool out, and queef out with your beef out!
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Give a man a kiss, he's yours for the day. Teach a man to kiss, well that just sounds like my mom's relationship with her 33 year-old son, me!
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In this world only two things are certain: the life AND times of Tim.
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Come hence, common MENSA men! Commerce commends cum hens!
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I'm very intolerant of the dairy-intolerant. Just feed me my lactose or I'll make it so you lack toes!
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I smoke up some Cheeba then head to Amoeba and listen to my country music crush, Reba.
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I'm fretting my fucking fruit compote won't defeat my foot fetish-fearing fiancee's Fettuccine Alfredo. Oh well, "Fake it 'til ya bake it."
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Adam Ant's adamantium atoms ate Ada Fisher's fish-flavored fissures.
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Shyamalans for my real friends, Real Milans for my sham friends.
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Feces, poo poo, caca-doo-doo. However you dress it up, I've got a scat fetish.
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Non-specific celebration or equine-specific imitation? You must choose: "Yay" or "neigh"?
"Give me lib-titties or neocon nips."
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"Give me lib-titties or neocon nips."