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  1. Euripides’ Shorts

    Crap me once, shame on you; crap me twice, I'm covered in poo.

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to Call Waiting for Godot's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    If’n you poop six, it’s hard to find a fix.
  2. Euripides’ Shorts
    Why thank you!
  3. Euripides’ Shorts
    Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. I know it’s raining. Just piss, please.
  4. Euripides’ Shorts

    Crap me once, shame on you; crap me twice, I'm covered in poo.

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to Call Waiting for Godot's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I played it last time I was crapped times four!
  5. Euripides’ Shorts

    Crap me once, shame on you; crap me twice, I'm covered in poo.

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to Call Waiting for Godot's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Crap me thrice… Can we get some new dice?
  6. Euripides’ Shorts
    Don’t call me a motherfucker; I was a C-section baby.
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    It’s called grab-assing for a reason. And that reason is me.
  8. Euripides’ Shorts
    Mirror, mirror on the wall, how long have you been watching me undress?
  9. Euripides’ Shorts
    You could say we had a whirlwind romance. We met during a tornado.
  10. Euripides’ Shorts
    I don’t usually kiss and tell, but that’s mainly because of the ball gag.
  11. Euripides’ Shorts
    I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite deez nuts, sir.
  12. Euripides’ Shorts
    If I shower hourly, wilt thou regard me dourly, and assume I’m cranking it?
  13. Euripides’ Shorts
    “Be right back,” said the vampire. “I gotta take a cold deuce.”
  14. Euripides’ Shorts
    Slather some jelly on that PB, it’s about to get sticky!
  15. Euripides’ Shorts
    This turf war’s turned into a real tough turd, but that’s easy for me to say.
  16. Euripides’ Shorts
    Ohhhh… I thought you said hot CARL!
  17. Euripides’ Shorts
    Now if you’ll excuse me gentlemen I need to go rinse out my undies.
  18. Euripides’ Shorts
    Hot smoke in my pipe, fresh doot in my diape.
  19. Euripides’ Shorts

    Jesus’s name was really Josh.

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to TootyBut2DButt's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Josh Christiansen Alias: Jesse Crist
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    Let’s keep this short and sweet—just like my dick.
  21. Euripides’ Shorts
    Doctor, my poop stinks—and I mean BAD.
  22. Euripides’ Shorts
    If I’m not supposed to stick my dick in the catfish hole, why is it called noodling?
  23. Euripides’ Shorts
    When you told me you had DSL, I thought you meant something else.
  24. Euripides’ Shorts

    Before you dump, sump pump.

    Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Before you dump, sump pump.
  25. Euripides’ Shorts
    Buckle up, ‘cause I’m gonna tell you all ABOUT mansplaining. Also, I’m a guy.
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