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Everything posted by Euripidesâ Shorts
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You are what you eatâŚminus what you poop out.
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You are what you eatâŚminus what you poop out. -
You said it not me!
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Does anyone know the best way to get a mousetrap off your genitals? Asking for a friend.
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Does anyone know the best way to get a mousetrap off your genitals? Asking for a friend. -
Shower loofah, cleanse thyself.
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I wouldnât mind it if THAT itsy-bitsy spider climbed up MY water spout if you know what I mean.
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I wouldnât mind it if THAT itsy-bitsy spider climbed up MY water spout if you know what I mean. -
Ohhh, I thought you were going to say the earth is FLATUENT. That would actually make more sense
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All those algae farts -
Did I stutter?! âŚI did? Well I guess thatâs why I go to speech therapy.
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Did I stutter?! âŚI did? Well I guess thatâs why I go to speech therapy. -
You can pick your friends and you can pick your Pekingese, but you canât Pekingese nuts.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your Pekingese, but you canât Pekingese nuts. -
When you told me you checked his oil, I thought you meant something else.
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When you told me you checked his oil, I thought you meant something else. -
Sorry for the mess. When you told me to come on, I thought you meant something else.
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Sorry for the mess. When you told me to come on, I thought you meant something else. -
Show me the place where two butts meet and Iâll show you my boner.
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Show me the place where two butts meet and Iâll show you my boner. -
I couldnât find my own ass with a flashlight; thatâs what my proctologist is for.
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I couldnât find my own ass with a flashlight; thatâs what my proctologist is for. -
Whereâs your ass at, you asshat?
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Whereâs your ass at, you asshat? -
My bologna has a very long Slavic patronym, itâs R O Z H D E S T V E N S K I J A M O V O V I C H
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Please win. -
You can rock my jock; just donât block my cock.
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You can rock my jock; just donât block my cock. -
Itâs like thereâs a party in my mouth and everyone RSVPd âmaybe.â
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Itâs like thereâs a party in my mouth and everyone RSVPd âmaybe.â -
My gynecologist is a real private investigator.
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My gynecologist is a real private investigator. -
I canât imagine what part of âSailors Wanted for Tug Jobsâ is misleading.
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I canât imagine what part of âSailors Wanted for Tug Jobsâ is misleading. -
Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub?! Yes, please! As long as they have steady jobs.
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Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub?! Yes, please! As long as they have steady jobs. -
When you said she really rubbed off on you, I thought you meant something else.
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When you said she really rubbed off on you, I thought you meant something else. -
Only one pound to ride the trolley; only two pounds to bust my ball-ees.
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Only one pound to ride the trolley; only two pounds to bust my ball-ees. -
When you said you were âin for a pound,â I thought you meant something else.
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When you said you were âin for a pound,â I thought you meant something else. -
In for a penny, in for a pound. Put me in, Coach, while my pants are down.
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In for a penny, in for a pound. Put me in, Coach, while my pants are down.