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    I wouldn’t say I have an upset stomach; it’s more sad than anything else.
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    Behold! The prodigal nip returneth.

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    Behold! The prodigal nip returneth.
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    I once had two nips ‘til one slipped and jumped ship.
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    A-T-T-I-C. I’m an amputee.

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    A-T-T-I-C. I’m an amputee.
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    Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-thru, and the “fart soup,” as you call it, is au jus.
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    If my dick were dessert, it’d be strawberry shortcake.
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    Waiter? Yes, I’ll have the fart soup with a side of turd, please.
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    On second thought, just slap my ass. My name ain’t Sally.
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    It’s not a shit-eating grin; I just got into the fudge pops.
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    A clean butt is a sign of an empty mind.
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    If mama ain’t happy, don’t look at me—I’m not the one who forgot her birthday, Dad!
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    A butt by any other name would get me sprung.
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    Welcome to Comedy Spank Bang! Oops, wrong podcast!
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    There’s more than one way NOT to skin a cat. Why does THAT never come up?
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    Be that as it may, I’m still your father, Luke.
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    VBAC. She back.

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    VBAC. She back.
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    Why is my Internet so gull-darned slow?

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    Why is my Internet so gull-darned slow?
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    If I had a dollar for every time I crapped my pants in public, I might break even on all these diapers.
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    Does it need a fresh coat of paint?
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    Senior moments: Not just for seniors anymore.
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    Don’t eat raw meat! That’s how cavemen went extinct.
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    More comedy than you can shake a stick at.
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    More comedy than you can shake your dick at. Believe me, I’ve tried.
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    It’ll take you more than three licks to get to the center of MY Tootsie Roll Pop.
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    Measure twice, cut thrice.

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    Measure twice, cut thrice.
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