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    If you don’t eat edge brownies, fuck you. They’re the best part.
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    And thus I submit that The Hills are a sentient life force, both having eyes and being alive with the sound of music.
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    You can take your donkey to the honkey-tonk, but you can’t make him shake his badonkadonk.
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    Cut the king cake but don’t eat the baby.
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    Today I took two berries on the ferry but didn’t think of tincturing my sphincter.
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    Who’s the wiseguy with the sizable thighs that makes my heart capsize?
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    You snooze, you lose. I snooze, I splooge. It’s called Nocturnal Emission Disorder.
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    Get what you can while the getting’s good. I just popped a blue pill and now I’ve got wood.
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    You can bend me, you can mend me, but first please rear-end me.
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    Four in the morning, split-streaming, yawning

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    I don’t just want your butt, I want your love!
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    I don’t just want your love, I want your butt!
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    To each their own reach-around.

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    To each their own reach-around.
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    Tuesday’s in two days if counting today. Is that how we do days? Confusing, I say. Do we count them that way?
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    My neck, my back
my L4 has a crack.
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    Any dong will do.

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    Any dong will do.
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    Fry me up some scrod; I’m done with this beach bod.
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    You got peanut butter on my chocolate! And by “peanut butter” I mean “penis” and by “chocolate” I mean this glue trap!
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    Werner Herzog has a hog that hurts

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, Dog.
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    Can you believe that fuck Mr. Reese told me, “Sorry. Not sorry”?
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    The last thing I remember the proctologist saying is, “Now let’s see how the sausage gets made.”
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    Carpe deeznuts

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    Carpe deeznuts
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    Fixer upper? I hardly own ‘er!

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    Fixer upper? I hardly own ‘er!
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    If I’m dreaming please pinch me. If I’m screaming please French me.
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    Pumpernickel? We just met!

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    Pumpernickel? We just met!
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