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    The mantra of Bear Grylls.
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    Contrary to popular belief, fish DO fry in the kitchen.
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    It takes two to tango, but three to clean up the mess I just made on the dance floor.
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    You can't have your ass and eat it too

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    This should win for the name alone…
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    If boobs and butts were candy and nuts, the strip club would see a lot more of me.
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    The buttsex was but sexy, but the prexy gave me apoplexy.
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    “I’m a hill of beans?! YOU’RE a hill of beans! This whole courtroom’s a hill of beans!”
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    Puss in boots? Don’t mind if I do!

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    Puss in boots? Don’t mind if I do!
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    Who washes the dog washers?

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    Who washes the dog washers?
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    I’m no homeowner but I’ll DIY your rumpus room.
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    If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be a sweetie and rewind American Graffiti.
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    For Puritans, a raw-dog cream pie is called “regular.”
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    They call me The Thanksgiving Dentist ‘cause I’m always filling cavities.
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    It’s a matter of course. Intercourse!
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    PFT, PFT, Cake Boss man, bake me a cake in one hour less than you need.
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    Some of us CAN pee in a Mr. Coffee and get Taster’s Choice, DANA!
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    You can’t spell “stink” in Italian without “P U.”
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    Peeeeeeeee-YEW that’s some stank!

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    Peeeeeeeee-YEW that’s some stank!
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    Dear Tony Hawk: tricks are for kids

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to Teenage Grave Robber's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Dear Hearts player: Tricks are for kids
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    Whether you’re a grower or whether you’re a shower, please yank those beads like you’re startin’ a mower.
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    Red on yellow, kill a fellow. Red on brown, flush it down.
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    When you said, “He went nuts,” I thought you meant something else.
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    Solid gold.
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    Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey fall in love with you.
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    I wipe from a stand, For I’ve sat for way too long. Now I have hem’rrhoids.
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