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    Let the record show that you’re out of order, I’m out of order, this whole courtroom’s out of order.
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    Sometimes chips and dips are more important than chains and whips.

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to The_Magician_Position's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    You can’t dom if you’re hungry.
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    Kudos to you boo-ghosts Flying ‘round and ‘round your two hosts, Eating Ho-Hos, Blasting Hoobastank, And punching Bobos.
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    Hammer don’t hurt ‘im? I hardly know her!
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    If you submerged a turd in pure alcohol, what would be left?
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    TIL “no good deed goes unpunished” originated as a motto of the BDSM community.
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    That girl’s body is fire. And by that I mean she’s a flame elemental.
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    I'm hungry for a tangelo, that tasty, clumsy portmanteau.

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to Schadenfreude's Dead Cat's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    My goodness this is but SOLID-ASS GOLD.
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    An optimist would say my pants are half on.
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    An optimist would say my pants are half on.

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to Euripides’ Shorts's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I may have subconsciously stolen this from an episode of The Simpsons…
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    When someone opens their mouth, they’re kinda showin’ you the inside of their butthole.
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    If having a FUPA were wrong, they wouldn’t have named it the pubis mons.
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    Verbal diarrhea from my mouth, other diarrhea further south.
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    Erstwhile the thirst-trap thwarted many a thick thief.
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    You made bank, I made boom-boom.

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    You made bank, I made boom-boom.
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    If your dog goes boo-boo, please send in the Poo Crew.
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    If I had a nickel for every catchphrase I started writing but
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    I read that in Sprague the Whisperer’s voice.
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    Blame me, shame me, but baby, please don’t maim me. I’m not THAT kinky.
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    The fellated passenger on that exploding airliner was blown sky-high.
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    The camera adds ten pounds; the glory hole robs ten millimeters.
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    “What am I supposed to eschew?” I asked the sneezing philosopher.
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    My new year’s resolution is to be more topical and more self-referential.
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    It’ll cost you a penny to see these gennies. It’ll cost you a dollar to make me holler.
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